Law Lords

Three Law Lords were heard having an interlocution in Chambers. The first, Lord Swift, remarked to his two noble and learned friends: "Change is good", his eyebrows raised. Lord Stay, however, with a look of consternation retorted: "No-change is better!" The third, Lord Sharp, sighed deeply and after carefully and deliberately adjusting his impossibly thin spectacles on the tip of his nose, turned to Lord Swift and responded: "I take it then you will not be too displeased to hear me confess that I have slept with your most fragrant wife on many an occasion and most enjoyable she has proved to be too." Lord Sharp then turned to Lord Stay and with grave face intimated: "In light of what you have just said I shall be forced to refuse your request hitherto for the blue torpedo as I think it best that I did not deal to you a cut from my supply of Viagra afterall; for I fear that you will pose an even greater threat to soceity than you evidently already do, as a bombastic prig and a pompous prick. To provide you with the means to pain us further as a perambulating priapism would indeed be a great miscarriage of justice! If you are in such comfort with the order of things, you should accept your dysfunction satisfactorily, not attempt to remedy it. " The Court Usher, who unintentionally overheard the Lordships' conversation added, with a knowing smile on her face, that: "When you've seen your Lordship crawling on all fours, wearing nappies with a dummy in his mouth moaning to be spanked for being a naughty baby - you come to realise that anybody who chooses to work at a bar which makes you dress in fancy costume - wearing curly, horsehair wigs, skirts and ribbons and flowing, red and black dresses....has to be secretly o-u-t-r-a-g-e-o-u-s! But for the record, let's just say they have to be a little peculiar, to say the least." Oh well, at least it's reassuring to know they're human after all, or is it...?